So back to the title; we all know nothing rhymes with...
Bernat Camouglage 1 Skien Hunter Orange (Actually it takes about half a skien)
Size 4.5mm dpns
Needle to weave in ends
Gauge: One of these days I might actually get around to that
Cast on 80, evenly divide between the needles
Row 1: (K3, P2) repeat around
Knit in pattern for 7 inches
Next row: (K1, K2tog, P2) repeat around
Newt row: (K2, P2) repeat around
Next row: (K2, P2tog), repeat around
Next row (K2, P1), repeat around
Next row: (K2tog, P1) repeat around
Cut the yarn with a long tail, string the yarn through the last row of stitches. Pull tight.
Weave in ends. Done!!!